by Tod Burros

To the tune of:

Welcome to the Big meeting we've got no fun and we know you are playing games.
We got everything you need we know the Bible.
We are the people that can find whatever you may need.
If you give your whole life we will give you a disease

[Chorus]
In the meeting, come in for your beatings
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
Stew wants to watch you bleed

Welcome to Big meeting it goes on all day (and night)
If you visit it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
(for Jebuzz)
And we got a leader that's impossible to please
You can do everything he tells you to but you won't get a

blessing for real
In the meeting welcome to the meeting
Official Reprovers
Ooh, they make you want to scream

Welcome to the Big Meetings it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You cant have anything you need and you better not look for it from me

[Chorus]

And when you're raised high (by Stewie) you never, ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah

You know where you are?
You're back in Woodruff baby, you're gonna dieee
In the meeting welcome to the meeting Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the meeting you got your beating
Feel my, my, my explosion

In the meeting welcome to the meeting
Watch Stew bring you to your knees, knees
In the meeting you got your beating
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
Its gonna bring you down, ha!!